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OMGWTFCARNIVALFTW!!!

Posted in Uncategorized on June 23, 2008 by ladyknowles

My thoughts when I saw my lovely mother jumping around with ‘Wii Carnival Games’ in her hands were a mixture.

My head screamed “NOOOO DEAR LORD NOOOO”

My heart screamd “OMG DUCKIES”

You should know I am extremely easily swayed, and the yellow cardboard duckies won me over straight away. I sat down tentantively, and felt the wiimote in my hand. “Oh dear Lord” I thought, “What I am doing should be kept a secret”. But alas, as soon I I started shooting ducks and playing on grabby machines, I looked like this cool chick

IT WAS AMAZZZZING! With 25 games you’re never ever bored. You collect tickets for fun fidoodles like the grabby machine and coin slots, and you will get SO ADDICTED you’d think you were on heroine. There are tonnes of things to unlock, so if you love games like super smash brothers and harry pottter and such like, you will love this game. It’s colours, art, and light hearted fun would warm even Tommy Vercetti’s cold heart. Hey, he’d love those duckies.

I think the greatest thing about this game is its originality with the wii. The way it uses the wiimote in the different games is diverse and will keep you from getting bored, such as the ‘Strongest Man’ game, where you need to shake the wiimote to pump up your strength then whack it when the light turns green. It hurts your arm, but I swear by the time you get ‘Buttercup’ 472381 times, you’ll be an angry champion in no time. Games such as the frog leap may be new to you, and effectively mean you can practise for when that carnival comes home and then actually bring home tonnes of junk! How fantastic! eh?

So all in all, if you see this in the shops, I recommend you get it. I only paid £15.99 for it, and considering ive waited a year and cooking mama is still £30, i think it’s a bargain. So much for your money, you’ll never stop playing!

Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on May 29, 2008 by shrimpdude

Fire Emblem

This is possibly the best wii game ever. I haven’t had this much excitement on my Wii since Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess! I love it so much, I can’t bum it enough!

For those of you unfamiliar with the Fire Emblem series, it is a tactical role playing game made by Nintendo. It is developed by Intelligent Systems, who also made Advance Wars, and it works similiarily. The first Fire Emblem was released in Japan only in 1990 and was called Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragons
and the Blade of Light,
or in Japanese: Fire Emblem: Ankoku Ryū to Hikari no Tsurugi. However, the first console game to make it to the West was Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance for the Gamecube.

To best describe the gameplay, we have to look back at an amazing game on the Sega Megadrive called Shining Force. You control multiple characters across what is essentially a battlefield and attack the enemy. In the enemies turn, they do the same. Its very hard to describe without use of picures, so here is one!

Gameplay

As you can see, you move your player and then attack. When you have done this for all of your characters, or choose to end the turn early, your turn is over. The enemy does the same and so on. What is really amazing about this is you can really use tactics in it. You can send a weak archer up to the front line and have him stand behind a strong ally and shoot the enemy from over your allies’ head. This simple tactic allows you to damage them, without vice versa.

Also, everytime you attack an enemy, if they have a weapon and are in range with that weapon when you attack them, they will counterattack. This makes it a whole lot more interesting. It also allows for some classic moments. On numerous occasions, I have dilebrately left a strong character at the front and the enemy has chose to atack them. Then when the enemy has done very little damage, or has missed altogethor, my powerful character has killed them from full health in one or two hits (you can two attacks if you are faster than the enemy). This is what the attack looks like, if you choose to have it on (if you have it off, the game flows faster)

Sothe fighting a Laguz

The animations are brilliant and the movies just blew me away. I was in total shock that a wii game could produce such amazing quality graphics. The best picture of one of the movies I could find, does it no justice whatsoever. But I thought I’d show it you anyway. Imagine that, but less blurred and more colourful and just generally BETTER.

Ok, where was I? I’ve done: history, gameplay and graphics. Excellent.

Now the lifetime. OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD. WHOAH!! HUGE LIFETIME! I am about 60-75% of the way through and on nearly 30 hours! At this rate, this game could last even longer than Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess! Its amazing! And I love every minute of it. I suppose though, it is an RPG. And they do have huge lifetimes. The length of each battle varies depending on your objective and how you go about achiveing it. I for one, play EVERY SINGLE move meticulously, to achieve maximum damage to the enemy and achieve minimum damage to my characters. For me, a normal battle lasts between 30mins – 1hour and final chapter battles (big ones with hard bosses) lasting 2-3hours. However, if you are are a casual gamer, you will be pleased to know you can save battles halfway through and resume them later.

Something I need to comment briefly on, is Death. And you’re thinking “Of course Shrimpy, you are going to be killing a lot of enemies.” That’s true. However, they can kill you too. And if they kill one of your characters, that character is DEAD. Forever. Gone. Sayanara. And they ain’t coming back! No Pheonix Down will magically resurect them and make them fine and dandy. They’re dead, live with it. For 99% of characters, this is what happens. They die, they dissapear forever and the only place you ever see them again is on the character map where thier face is greyed out. However, in some battles, if you let an important character die, you have to start again from last save. However, you will become so attached to some characters and will find them so effective, that if they die, you restart your console anyway. On the battle I am currently on, I have had to restart five times. The first time, it was a lack of organisation, and then I rushed into things too much and took far too many risks. Thats the main reason why I am here, typing this, and not upstairs playing it.

Before I give a conclusion, and leave my own personal score for it, I have to touch briefly on characters. Characters are what makes this game. You will find yourself hating some and loving others. You genuinely build up a relationship with them. You command a whopping total of 76 characters on Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn. 44 of these are ones that return from the previous game, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance. You will learn to love or hate each and everyone of them. This totally enhances the game, as you start to stop taking risks for fear of losing your favourite character or having the healer heal the minimal of health of your favourite character even if another character (who you secretly hate) has barely any health at all. I have to fit this dude in somewhere, as he is fucking amazing. His name is Ike, some of you will know him form his endevours on Super Smash Bros Brawl.

Ike

And with that, I suppose that about wraps it all up.

I give this game a solid 97%.

And by god, does it deserve it. So grab your wallets, maybe a game you don’t play anymore and want to trade in, catch the bus to your nearest game shop and buy this game as IT ROCKS.

Shrimpy x

City of Heroes and Villains.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on April 20, 2008 by shrimpdude

Its an MMORPG for the pc. It is the winner of about 18 awards including: Computer Gaming World: MMORPG Game of the Year 2004. It allows YOU to have TOTAL control over YOUR character.

 

You pick the name, then you choose the costume (with over 1,000,000 different combinations) and of course pick your powers.

Powers

The powers are everything you would expect them to be. They are amazing. You can have any pretty much any element, a good selection of weapons and other powers. You name a power, and chances are, they have it. Invisibilty? Yeah. Flight? Yeah. Teleportation? Yeah. Assualt Rifle? Yeah. Sword? Yeah. Regeneration like Wolverine: Uh huh.

 

Costume

Costume is one of the best tthings about this game. COstume definds a hero/ villain. You can mhave up to 5 different costumes at one time and they are all interchangeable. Once you made your costume, you can change and edit it, as many times as you wish.

There is much more to be said about this game, but i love it so damn much, I’m off to play it right now. Buh bye! Also, free trials are available and I can send you one. YES YOU!!

 

Shrimpy x

Smash bros. DS leaked footage.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on April 1, 2008 by tehbucko

Enjoy.

Teh_Bucko Reviews….

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on March 28, 2008 by tehbucko

Super Smash Bros. Brawl!

A few days ago I imported a copy of Brawl with a freeloader.

First impressions, It is a hell of a lot better than Melee.

The controls are more fluid, you can run whilst shooting, Graphics are beutiful and it feels all around more polished.

You’re gonna want to use your old Gamecube controllers for this one, I tested the other control methods, none of them had quite the same feel as the good old GC pad. The Wiimotes tend to make annoying noises too.

I have nearly completed the Subspace Emissary after about 7 hours and believe me, It gets tough. Although the gameplay of the SSE can get a little tiresome after a while, it is clear that a lot of effort has gone into the production of it, with the beautiful cutscenes and well thought out levels. I would say that just this mode was worth the money.

The characters seem easier to unlock than on Melee. This is because most of them are unlocked as you play through the SSE. You can unlock the characters using different methods though.

The music is great, a lot of effort went into re-mixing classic nintendo songs and some new ones too.

My personal favourite level is the Warioware inc. level.

This level randomly takes you into Warioware microgames.

If you win the microgame, you get a bonus

If you played Melee and liked it, then you’ll love this!

If you’re new to the Smash bros. series, I recommend trying it.

It’s hard to not love this game.

10/10

Final comments: Yes, it was over-hyped, but it’s still an amazing game.

CP_NFORT!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 13, 2008 by tehbucko

So I’m gonna start working on a new TF2 Map “cp_nFort”.

It’ll be a Capture point map, involving an attacking spawn point and a Giant fortress… nFortress!

There will be many places inside nFortress to take advantage of the different classes, these will include sniper spots, tunnels for spies to get behind enemies, lots of corners and gaps for sentries and all maner of other spots. There will also be many routes for the Attackers to get through nFortress, it is important that the defenders attempt to prevent the attackers getting through. An example of these routes would be the front door for someone like the heavy or soldier, Underground for a class that wants to get in the middle of the action or Vents for classes like spies that want to get to the back unseen.

The Map is still in it’s concept stage, if you would like to help out (especially if you have good Hammer skills) sign up here!

This map will be exclusive to the nFortress server.

The Stuff of Nightmares!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 10, 2008 by tehbucko

 

Part 1

Part 2 

Part 3 

Just watch them… And be afraid!

Oh… And here’s a Kirby for you.